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clearly, i don’t spend enough time on youtube

I had the TV on for background noise tonight while I was reading my book for book club.

A show came on that I didn’t really care to “watch,” so I searched through the on-screen guide and settled on VH1’s Web Junk Presents: 40 Greatest Internet Superstars. I only saw half the countdown, from 20-1. The complete list is here.

Reading didn’t last long. This was far too entertaining!

In the top 20, I had only seen one clip online (#8, OK G0), seen the SNL sketch on TV (#16 Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell – Lazy Sunday) and read about #13 Kyle MacDonald – One Red Paperclip.

Scanning the other half, I remember the Spongemonkeys! I saw their clip well before Quiznos turned it into a sandwich commercial. I forgot about that … there are lots of other ridiculous videos over there!

It’s not surprising how many weird and/or clever people out there who have claimed their fifteen minutes of fame and then some.

Somehow, I’m guessing I’m not weird or clever enough to become an Internet Superstar …

If only I could come up with a gimmick!

a step in the right direction

This afternoon, I was thinking about how I would spend my evening.

“Maybe I’ll go shopping,” I thought, “I’m kind of bored with my clothes …”

And then I quickly interrupted myself. “Hold on! No more new clothes until I go through what I’ve already got!”

I always had a messy, cluttered room as a child. As an adult, I still cannot keep neat. And now it’s not just one room!

My closet is currently exploding. Mostly with shoes — I haven’t rotated summer and winter shoes yet, but I also tend to shed my shoes in a pile on the floor rather then hang them up on the shoe rack.

The rack on the back of the door is RIGHT ABOVE THE PILE ON THE FLOOR, yet I still dump them there!

Maybe it’s because I also use the shoe rack to hang up hats, purses, and running jackets?

Well, I guess the running jackets can also be put away now that I’m pretty much done with them for the season …

But back to the closet. While I do need to take everything out and figure out what stays and goes, I did take a step towards reclaiming part of my wardrobe tonight.

I ironed*.

Two pairs of pants, a pair of capris, and a dozen button-down shirts.

Some of these items have been sitting in the ironing pile since at least last fall, if not longer.

It does feel good to be able to add them back into my wardrobe.

But, ouch! In the process I created two new calluses on my palm!

I know there are some people out there who love ironing. I am not one of them.
If you are, you can come over and press our shirts any time!

late to the game

The game being Chinese Freeze Tag. Cecily tagged me oh, a month ago, and I’m just finally getting around to it!

I’m supposed to tell you ten interesting facts/habits about myself. So, here you go.

Not sure how interesting they’ll be … let’s just say I’m giving you ten facts/habits/random tidbits …

  1. When snacking at home, I eat ice cream out of a mug. My husband finds this odd.
  2. I’ve never broken any bones.

    In first grade, I needed four stitches in my chin after sliding across the gym floor and smashing into the wall. We were playing a game that involved running around and throwing balls at each other, and I tripped over a friend’s foot. I’m sure they’re not allowed to play that game anymore.

    I was on crutches for a week or two in fourth grade after the (twice-my-size) girl on the other end of the see-saw was goofing around. Instead of sitting on it, she put her hands on the seat and attempted to hold herself up with her arms. She slipped and I slammed to the ground, landing on my foot. It was only bruised.

  3. I love cereal, but eat it more often as a nighttime snack rather than breakfast. Yet, despite my childhood deprivation of sugary cereals, I tend to buy ones my mom would approve of. (of course, this is after a Cocoa Puffs phase in college)
  4. I sometimes forget to zipper my pants when there are extra buttons, like when there is one on the inside of the waistband. Something about the extra step must distract me.

    Today I had to be especially careful, since there were three buttons on the front and one on the waistband. I’ve caught myself with my zipper down a few times, and now I always make sure to double check!

  5. The last movie I saw in the theater was Walk the Line on opening night. So many movies are crap; it’s not usually worth it to spend that much money on them. We only go when we’re reasonably sure it will be good.

    They played the trailer for Brokeback Mountain at that movie. We hadn’t heard the buzz yet (and, guessing by the snickering in the crowd, neither did the audience). My husband started quoting Eric Cartman (in his best Eric Cartman impersonation) … before it was revealed that it actually was a gay cowboy movie.

  6. I only learned I like asparagus a few years ago, when it was a side dish at a friend’s wedding. Since my mom doesn’t like asparagus, she never made us eat it. I’ve still never had Brussel sprouts, for the same reason.
  7. I go through phases with my music. I always like the same things … but I tend to rotate one or two CDs that I listen to over and over again in my car. Currently, it is Laura Veirsnew album, Saltbreakers. I can’t get enough.
  8. I don’t have favorites. If someone asks what my favorite movie/book/musician is, I never have just one. Sometimes, I can’t really even narrow it down. I’ll forget about ones I haven’t thought about in a while.

    Actually, since I rarely watch (or re-watch) movies, it’d even be hard to come up with a list!

  9. I never liked black licorice as a kid, but acquired a taste for it in college from Jägermeister shots! We didn’t drink it all that much … but, enough to learn to like it!

    I didn’t like beer when I first went away to college, either. Since beer was usually the only choice, I learned to love it! Quickly!

  10. In cooler months, I usually put my socks on first when getting dressed in the morning. Much of the time, my socks would be on before I decided what I would wear that day. This often results in having to change socks since the original pair wouldn’t match or work with the shoes my the chosen outfit. I don’t know why I keep doing it!

    Now that it’s warm, no more socks for a while!

Wow, I spent way too much time coming up with that!

I’m also supposed to tag ten more people, but I’m not going to do that. I think everyone that visits my site has already participated in this game!

If not … tag! You’re it!

when bad things happen to stick people

I don’t know why I find the misfortune of drawings so hilarious.

Fortunately, my husband shares this trait. We both got a good laugh walking past this at the resort last week:

Caution: stick figures may fall down

Maybe it was all the rum?

Nah, the vision of the little drawn man on his way to the ground is still pretty funny.

I unfortunately forgot to take a picture of the sign posted at the condo we rented a few weeks ago in Ocean City. It warned people not to throw things off their balconies, and that children could fall off balconies so condo owners should get safety decals for their units.

On the sign was a stick figure diving to the ground, with a big “X” over its head.

Again I found it amusing.

Apparently, we’re not alone. I found a “Stick Figures in Peril” group on Flicker!

I decided to add my photo to the pool; I’ll likely start snapping more!

a trip to the periodontist

Well, more than one trip.

Actually, quite a long story. And a boring story. But it’s bothering me so I’m writing about it anyway!

About a year ago, my dentist recommended I see a periodontist due to receding gums. She thought I might possibly need a frenectomy to stop the recession. This would involve trimming some of the little flaps of skin that connect the inside of my cheek to my gums.

The idea of this crazy surgery was not something I was running towards … so I put it off. The periodontist she referred me to was out of my plan, so six months later at my next appointment the hygienist recommended another.

Also not in my plan.

I finally just picked a periodontist, and saw him a few weeks ago.

He determined the frenum were not the cause, rather, my bite. I have caught myself clenching while awake, and am pretty sure I clench (if not grind) my teeth in my sleep. The doctor confirmed that as I bite and/or grind, I’m essentially wiggling my teeth.

Great.

He was quick to suggest I need a gum graft which sounds highly painful and unpleasant. Also probably very expensive, and probably not covered by insurance.

He said he’d make me a night guard to wear to prevent further damage from whatever it is I’m doing in my sleep.

Before I left, they set me up with a surgery date and a pre-surgery appointment (which was today).

This is even more freaky than the first surgery option.

After the appointment, I did a little searching. Most examples of this surgery I found were performed on recession far more advanced than my own. On this periodontist’s Web site, he lists gum grafts as cosmetic surgery.

Huh. The recession doesn’t bother me at all. It isn’t visible when I smile. I don’t have any sensitivity issues.

Still, I decided to keep the appointment since I do still need to do something to prevent further damage. (I am sure this surgery has a time and place!)

However, once I told the periodontist I did not want to do the surgery unless it was medically necessary (will my teeth fall out?), that was it. He told me to go back to my regular dentist for a mouth guard.

Yet he would have fit me if I went through with the procedure.

Actually, shouldn’t we address the problem first, anyway, before any surgical repair? Won’t I start immediately causing damage again?

Something just feels scummy about this. Was I not worth his time if I was not going to be handing over wads of cash?

I’m not sure if I want to go back to my dentist for this, since she misdiagnosed me in the first place …

I’m getting another opinion. And I’m not going back to this guy!