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why is it always on a monday?

This morning I was awakened suddenly. Not by my alarm, but a cat preparing to puke.

I quickly assessed that it was not Posey, who was sleeping soundly on top of my pillow. It was Jeter, down by my feet.

I sprang out of bed and nudged him to the floor, fortunately in time to save the bedding (unlike last time).

Though, in my rush, I managed to overstretch my leg, causing a terrible leg cramp. I’m still sore tonight; there’s a knot in my calf and it hurts to walk. It’s gotten a little better, but it’s still tender.

Anyway … after the cramp subsided, I turned on the bathroom light to find and clean up the mess. I still had 40 minutes of sleep left, so I climbed back in bed. I did manage to drift off again until the alarm rang.

Amazingly, my husband slept through the whole ordeal!

bad cat


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Joey has been obsessed with climbing on top of the entertainment center lately. First he climbs on the TV from the back, and then jumps on top.

bad cat!

bad cat!

I used to keep plants up there, until he started eating them. He’s not that graceful, either. He frequently knocks stuff on the floor — last week he took down my husband’s PSP. Fortunately, the protective case cushioned the fall!

Well, he can be a handful, but he sure is cute.

sleepy joey

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And if any of you creative people are particularly good with space planning, can you help rearrange my living room?

can anybody help my living room?

We’ve got quite a few design obstacles. I’ve been trying to figure out what to do.

living room

Right now, I’ve got an 80-inch couch that fits perfectly on my 80-inch wall. We’ve got an Ikea chair and footstool between the couch and the wet bar, partially blocking the entrance to our bedroom.

A couple of storage cubes act as my coffee table. I’ve got a credenza on the 90-inch wall at the bottom of the stairs.

The TV is in a too-large entertainment center on the wall against the stairway.

This entertainment center is leftover from our first apartment, and was partially destroyed to house our giant 32-inch flat-panel tube TV. It was supposed to be temporary when we got the TV, but it’s now been years.

Over the summer I tried to find a cabinet that would fit it, but the TV is too deep. Most cabinets out there are 19 or 21 inches deep; the TV is 24.

Lately, I’ve been wondering if I should give up on that idea and hang a flat screen TV over the fireplace.

But I don’t know if I’ll like that layout, assuming I keep the couch in the same place. That means the people on the couch have to turn to watch TV … unless I can maybe find a small sectional.

But will that take up too much space? Should we knock out the wet bar and put some seating in there? We never use it; it really isn’t necessary. The kitchen is only steps away!

I’d really like to make my living room look like grown-ups live here, and add some additional seating. I just don’t know what to do!

Anybody have any ideas?

good fortune

Today’s fortune cookie was actually gave me a fortune:

Good health will be yours for a long time.

Typically, they are just statements. Today’s was much better than the time one of ours said “It is a nice day” as it was pouring outside!

My other co-workers didn’t fare so well. One said “Wish you a long life.” OK, a little odd. If it said “You will have a long life,” that’d be great. But this one’s just hoping.

The third co-worker’s “fortune” just had us laughing.

You could prosper in the field of medical research.

Huh? Pretty random. Do you think they meant as a researcher, or a guinea pig?

He saved that one.