Today’s fortune cookie was actually gave me a fortune:

Good health will be yours for a long time.

Typically, they are just statements. Today’s was much better than the time one of ours said “It is a nice day” as it was pouring outside!

My other co-workers didn’t fare so well. One said “Wish you a long life.” OK, a little odd. If it said “You will have a long life,” that’d be great. But this one’s just hoping.

The third co-worker’s “fortune” just had us laughing.

You could prosper in the field of medical research.

Huh? Pretty random. Do you think they meant as a researcher, or a guinea pig?

He saved that one.