Around lunchtime today, I remembered there’s a Pizza Hut Express in the Target by my office.

I needed to pick up some supplies before we head out on vacation (mainly, cat litter and cat treats … gotta make sure our little buddies are all set for their cat sitter!), and figured I’d save time by grabbing lunch at the same place.

Me: I’d like a cheese personal pan pizza.

Salesgirl: Oh, we don’t have pizza today.

Me: (Glancing at sign above and menu board to confirm that this is, indeed, still a Pizza Hut Express) Um, OK. Good-bye!